Merry Christmas everyone!
Until the New Year, isn't it.
dave
x
Friday, December 22, 2006
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Tuesday, December 12, 2006
21st Century Douchebag
HIDEOUS!
I've just heard SIR Cliff Richard's new song, 21st Century Christmas, in which he suggests we
'microwave some popcorn and put on a DVD, sit down and pray for peace on Earth because that's all we really need.'
except only to a really annoying tune.
Come on everybody! Microwave that popcorn! Put on a DVD!
Because that's going to usher in an era of world peace.
Pious little fucktard.
DO NOT BUY THIS SINGLE OR I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU DEAD.
I've just heard SIR Cliff Richard's new song, 21st Century Christmas, in which he suggests we
'microwave some popcorn and put on a DVD, sit down and pray for peace on Earth because that's all we really need.'
except only to a really annoying tune.
Come on everybody! Microwave that popcorn! Put on a DVD!
Because that's going to usher in an era of world peace.
Pious little fucktard.
DO NOT BUY THIS SINGLE OR I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU DEAD.
Blogging / Not Blogging
What's the difference, eh?
THE DIFFERENCE IS THAT NOW I HAVEN'T WON AN EMBROIDERED HANDKERCHIEF.
That is what the difference is. Oddly I thought disseminating my intention to write something once a day would in fact motivate me to do just that, but apparently I just don't care. In the words of my inimitable A Level History teacher Mr Goman:
Actually I think there was greater emphasis on the word 'hell' than I can reasonably expect bold type to convey - try to imagine a little bit of spittle coming out of his mouth. He was fat too, if that makes it any easier.
So anyway, I apologise for my complete lack of actual blogging during NaBloPoMo, altho it appears to have gone unnoticed by some; who rank me as 'top of the table'. Along with around 10 others, mind, but still the thought is appreciated. Interestingly enough, this description is in stark contrast to my actual fantasy football mini-league ranking, which is BOTTOM OF THE PILE. Hurrah!
In other news - I have today ordered myself a new digital camera, which is rather giddy since I have approx zero pounds to spend on black, shiny digital cameras. Surely this is what my savings account is for tho, no? Flickr account to follow soon!
LOOK AT THE SHINY BLACK GOODNESS!
Right, best be off since 'Far Away' by the Bassey has cropped up in the Party Shuffle Mix. It's like my computer knows...
dave
x
PS Actually, Shirley, I think I probably could find the centre of a mountain, so ner.
THE DIFFERENCE IS THAT NOW I HAVEN'T WON AN EMBROIDERED HANDKERCHIEF.
That is what the difference is. Oddly I thought disseminating my intention to write something once a day would in fact motivate me to do just that, but apparently I just don't care. In the words of my inimitable A Level History teacher Mr Goman:
The road to hell is paved with
good intentions, David.
Actually I think there was greater emphasis on the word 'hell' than I can reasonably expect bold type to convey - try to imagine a little bit of spittle coming out of his mouth. He was fat too, if that makes it any easier.
So anyway, I apologise for my complete lack of actual blogging during NaBloPoMo, altho it appears to have gone unnoticed by some; who rank me as 'top of the table'. Along with around 10 others, mind, but still the thought is appreciated. Interestingly enough, this description is in stark contrast to my actual fantasy football mini-league ranking, which is BOTTOM OF THE PILE. Hurrah!
In other news - I have today ordered myself a new digital camera, which is rather giddy since I have approx zero pounds to spend on black, shiny digital cameras. Surely this is what my savings account is for tho, no? Flickr account to follow soon!
LOOK AT THE SHINY BLACK GOODNESS!
Right, best be off since 'Far Away' by the Bassey has cropped up in the Party Shuffle Mix. It's like my computer knows...
dave
x
PS Actually, Shirley, I think I probably could find the centre of a mountain, so ner.
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